
DERP
€34€39No thoughts. Just happy to be here.

Pre-order · first drop
The loud one, but he means well.
CHOMP grins like he’s about to do something, because he probably is. He’s the first face people point at on the lift — and honestly, that’s the whole idea, isn’t it? A big silly grin that makes the whole line crack up.
🫶 Pre-order · ships with the first drop · flat shipping, free over the threshold
This is a pre-order — you’re reserving your noggo in the very first drop. We’ll email you the moment it ships, and you can cancel any time before then for a full refund. No rush, no risk — we just wanted to see who’s in.
Spot the difference
Same slope, same crew — one little swipe and the whole hill gets happier. Drag it, go on.


Wore CHOMP on a grey slushy day and three strangers asked where I got it. Warm too — I honestly thought it’d be a gimmick, but it kept my face cosy all day.

Got it as a bit of a joke and now it’s my favourite thing in my bag. Fits under the goggles no problem.

Lovely soft knit and the grin is adorable. Took one star off only because I wanted it in more colours — bring on the rest of the crew!
Yes — the silly face is the fun part, but underneath it is a real thermal stretch-knit balaclava. It covers your head, ears, neck and most of your face, so it genuinely does its job on a cold lift. Warm first, cute second.
The rest of the crew

No thoughts. Just happy to be here.

Cool, calm, secretly a softie.