
CHOMP
€34€39The loud one, but he means well.

Pre-order · first drop
No thoughts. Just happy to be here.
DERP has no plan and no worries. Tongue out, eyes up, just delighted to be on the mountain with you. If you want the one that makes people smile before they even know why — this is him.
🫶 Pre-order · ships with the first drop · flat shipping, free over the threshold
This is a pre-order — you’re reserving your noggo in the very first drop. We’ll email you the moment it ships, and you can cancel any time before then for a full refund. No rush, no risk — we just wanted to see who’s in.
Spot the difference
Same slope, same crew — one little swipe and the whole hill gets happier. Drag it, go on.


DERP just looks so happy to be there. My little cousin stole it immediately. Buying a second one, clearly.

Bought it for the face, kept it for the warmth. Didn’t fog my goggles which was a nice surprise.
Yes — the silly face is the fun part, but underneath it is a real thermal stretch-knit balaclava. It covers your head, ears, neck and most of your face, so it genuinely does its job on a cold lift. Warm first, cute second.
The rest of the crew

The loud one, but he means well.

Cool, calm, secretly a softie.